Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Stella Artois

Type: lager
Brewed: Leuven, Belgium
Cost: up to $15 / 12-pack (bullshit, I know)

Number three, and my last review before the inevitable messiness. Anheuser-Busch InBev owns this label now. Oh well. My buddy Chris put it best, interrupting my lunatic ravings about how fucking gross I think this beer is, and said "my buddy was at a Pearl Jam show and a fan in the front row gave Eddie Vedder a Stella. He cracked it, took a drink, spat the sip out on the stage, and threw the bottle back at the fan." Chris then proceeded to beat the crap out of me in pool. I would rather drink stale keg beer than pay this much for this level of crap. How InBev has managed to keep up some image of quality I will never understand.

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