Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Amstel Light

Type: lager
Origin: Netherlands
Price: $12 / 12-pack

I'll start with a question? Have you ever drank an Amstel in the US that wasn't "Amstel Light"? I guess marketing Amstel's traditional lager is low on Heineken International's priority list. Low alcohol (three-point-fucking-five percent ?!?!?!). Filling. Uninspired, simple flavors. The sum-total description is a beer fail. Do yourself a favor and just buy Miller High Life or Rolling Rock. Or, why not just keep going down the ladder to Natty or Keystone? They'll all get you just as drunk by volume (perhaps more-so), but you wont go broke doing it.

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