Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Craftsman Beer Mountain

Type: Ale
Origin: Pasadena, CA
Price: $6 per pint

OMFG. This beer has so much going on with it, I could write a novel. I knew I was getting a thorough ass raping when I ordered it and the waitress said "It's really smokey, are you sure?" That was the understatement of the century. Someone must have been chain smoking in a salmon factory while brewing this. I think they probably threw some cigarette butts in during the fermentation. The color is a diabolical red that should be a warning for all that try to drink it. The head is actually yellow. YELLOW! Like the color of my grandma's wall who smoked in a non-ventilated room for 40 years. This beer actually kinda numbs your mouth to the point you cant taste much towards the end of the glass. The back of the mouth is slightly bitter, but not too overpowering. This beer should be renamed to "Sloppy Chain Smoking Bar Skank That I Shouldn't Have Made Out With, But It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time Because I Haven't Gotten Any For Six Months". I would love to see that on a menu.

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