Monday, May 16, 2011

Alaskan White Ale


Type: Belgian style witbier (or so they claim)
Origin: Alaska
Price: $8.79 per 6-pack
5.3% ABV

Belgian style? Really? I think Alaskan fucked up and filled this bottle with clarified Widmer, because it tastes nothing like a wit, nor does it look like one. It tastes, and looks, exactly like a typical American Hefe, which is nothing to complain about. When I purchase a beer expecting a wit though, and get this, there's a lot to complain about. It's refreshing, can definitely taste some spice, but it didn't rock my balls or anything. It's a'ight, but W.T.F.? Why call it a white?

1 comment:

  1. this is like, a 100% accurate review. Either they are delusional or they have never tasted an actual wit beer. total bullshit.
    also, nowhere on the bottle or the 6 pack container is the ABV printed. but a polar bear on the label is pretty cool.

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