Thursday, May 19, 2011

Asahi Super Dry


Type: Lager
Origin: Japan
Price: $4 1L
4.9% ABV

Okay, this has got to be the sickest f'ing can of beer on the planet. So I was walking back and forth in the Ralph's beer aisle for some decent brewsky to drink at a friends house, when out of the corner of my eye I see this behemoth. Holy mother of God, a 1 liter can of beer. That's 33.8 ounces of beer folks!

Now a reasonable person might object that the beer would get too warm before it ever gets drunkity up. My take: Don't be a pussy, drink faster. Not to mention that Asahi is my go to beer when dining on sushi. Saporro is decent too, but I like Asahi's slightly drier finish. Kirin Ichiban tastes similar to what I would imagine my piss tastes like, not good.

Now all you hipsters out there, don't ruin how cool this can is too quickly.

3 comments:

  1. I'm impressed. There's no chance hipsters will fuck this one up since they don't actually drink fast so it would actually get warm.

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  2. Samer, I'm pretty sure your piss has some nice forward fruit esthers

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  3. Well when you get back I will give you a golden shower and you can confirm it for me

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