Saturday, May 30, 2015

Modern Times Oneida

type: hoppy pale ale
origin: San Diego, CA
price: $10.50/4-pack/16oz
ABV: 5.8%
NSP: 10.4
website

The hot shit right now is to make a "session IPA" -- a super hoppy pale ale.  And just in time for summer Modern Times pumps out some hot shit right here.  Full on fruity and floral hoppage that makes your mouth water.  The body is as mild as mild-bodied gets, and there's a pleasant tang of acidity on the finish.  But the hoppiness is not overdone, and nicely complements the malts.  It's just a fantastic sessionable ale, or whatever you want to call it.  I'm placing this at number two in my list of favorite MT offerings, right behind Blazing World.

I'd also like to take the opportunity to comment on the can...

The description on it says the name of this beer is inspired by the Oneida Community for reasons that include "complex marriage, male continence, and mutual criticism" -- they lifted that directly from the Wikipedia page, FYI.  But what MT doesn't mention is that 1 of 10 people in the Oneida community had a bureaucratic role (can you fucking imagine that nightmare??), older women were encouraged to "mentor" younger males in the ways of sex (basically, they serially committed statutory rape), they practiced eugenics to "purify" their community, and that the commune turned its silverware business into one of the largest for-profit silverware manufacturer for over a century (Oneida Limited).

So, MT, please just stick to the cute little "danksauce whales" style of label adornment, since it doesn't require maintaining consistent views concerning complex philosophical arguments about communism and social engineering, bro.

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